Football

I want to be sleeping by 10. Get this bum to fuck.

Sancho to win it for Dortmund to rub it in for united surely?

Could be 3-0. Can't be doing that against Madrid.

They’re going to regret missing all these chances.

Great game so far.gar more open than I thought it would be

Vini Jr is why I turn most football off.

This ref is a clown.

That was bad, he’s great at actually playing football as well,

Dive on the byline there could/should have been second yellow card.

I’ve switched it off. Kroos volleys Sancho no card.

Mendy falls over card for sabitzer pointing that out.

UEFA have a Madrid problem and it’ll be too late before they realise.

Joselu got to come on surely.

There you go. Regret from Dortmund for sure.

They do it every time. Pretty much every Kroos corner has been on the money though.

Ffs

Shame it was Carvajal who scored.

Game over

They’re not even disguising it.

I wonder why Modric left Spurs?

Likes fascists

Was Bellingham celebrating as soon as he passed that ball?

This Real Madrid team are something else, they almost seem human and actually likeable. As for Don Carlo, what a guy. I’m sure he has the Cohiba Behikes on standby.

It's mad ain't it. Although Cavahall makes up for nearly liking the team. Can't help but like Jude Bellingham though.

they almost seem human and actually likeable

Steady on!

You can't help but love Carlo tho', what a guy.

I’m conflicted too but they’ve played some great football. Camavinga, Bellingham, Vinicius, Rodrygo,Tchouameni all under 24. They’ll keep this run going for another decade at this rate. The squad renewal there has been ridiculously well managed.

Don't worry, Mbappe will bring their cunty coefficient back up to what it should be. And big nose is back in goal again so, etc.

And launched out the Belgium squad. 10/10