As my old mucker Sir Grimy Longtongue used to say, the advantage of the flying squirrel is that once you let it out of the proverbial bag, it provides a cunning distraction from anything else that may or may not be happening at that precise moment.
People tend to say 'where the cuss did you get that squirrel from, and why the cuss have you let it loose in the Palace of Westminster?', instantly forgetting the dystoptic reality they are living in. Genius really.
As my old mucker Sir Grimy Longtongue used to say, the advantage of the flying squirrel is that once you let it out of the proverbial bag, it provides a cunning distraction from anything else that may or may not be happening at that precise moment.
People tend to say 'where the cuss did you get that squirrel from, and why the cuss have you let it loose in the Palace of Westminster?', instantly forgetting the dystoptic reality they are living in. Genius really.