The fall of the Tory party

Could have spent £99 on an Ikea cantilever parasol and sorted it

Sunks Greatest Hits

Deliberate typo?

He does look rather sunk.

Ah, a euro-company to the rescue. Would have been delicious

Yup 👍

Or used the £2.6m briefing room in the building behind him

There is no magic money tree for that sort of expense.

"never and will never leave the people of this country to face the darkest of days alone".

Threat or a promise?

Thiiiiings can only get wetter 🎶

Sorry

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hinault has aged!

lolz

Things Can Only Get Wetter?

Edit - ^^ Beaten by the above 😀

Oh my god. I didn't realise how loud it was.

https://x.com/__theskipper__/status/1793323693461942648/mediaViewer?currentTweet=1793323693461942648&currentTweetUser=__theskipper__

Idk if anyone has a fuller video.

Yeah. That’s probably it.

Tried to wait until it stopped raining, but realised they had to call it at some point.
Hang on, that’s just like…

But it's not meant to rain tomorrow.

Hahaha!

He's got more and more useless in the job, it's quite an achievement.

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Liked his approach of list out a load of shite, slag off the opposition, tell a load more shite, get soaking wet then fuck off.

Started the day off admiring the fortitude of a Conservative MP (Craig Mackinlay), knew it couldn't last long.

The fortitude of a fellow human... I find it odd that the paper's anchor is that he's a Conservative.

Some day a real rain will come and wash these scum off th-... oh, it just did.

Liked his approach of list out a load of shite, slag off the opposition, tell a load more shite, get soaking wet then fuck off.

It's the Done Kink spirit.

This is Rishi's independence day ...

There is a meteorological symmetry.
It rained like crazy, (in Ruislip), on Referendum Day in 2016.
'Just' eight years later, let's hope this ineffective apology for a goverment is flushed away.