The fall of the Tory party

RATM Killing in the name of?

Benny hill theme would be amazing

The memes are gonna be wild

Ice bucket challenge 2024

as my partner says: he looks like he's had his head flushed down the toilet like an unpopular head boy

We’ll have none of that wokery, snowflake.

Would only of been better if you could hear his shoes squelching as he walked off

Jess Phillips - "This is like that Theresa May conference speech when she lost her voice and the set fell apart"

Blairing out etc.

I'm actually laughing out loud

What happened to the studio they spent our money on during the pandemic?

Me too

And a cleansing deluge flushed the Tories out of office.

Sunks Greatest Hits to the tune of Things can only get Better! Perfect 🤣

only two more months of the cunts
feels good

don't fuck it up kier

Travel news from Simon Calder

"Thousands of candidates, party activists and media assumed an autumn election.
They booked early summer trips, which they are now rushing to cancel.
Yearning to escape the campaign? Some alluring Mediterranean villas could suddenly be back on the market between now and early July"

Sunak straight on the phone to Richard Tice?

You are my people. And the guy with the ghettoblaster and hilarious tune choice.

Hah is that it?

I’m just genuinely curious.

Why would you choose to stand in the rain, without an umbrella?

It was meant to be inside at one point.
Baffling!

can someone photochop rishi onto Paul McGann and change the caption to 'I have called a general election by accident'

i strongly suspect one of the red top tabloids will lead with a massive "SUNAK" but the A replaced by a cartoon of the damp PM in a paper boat

No idea, but these fuckers’ motivations are impenetrable to me.

Apologies to those with low Dunt tolerances:

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They love the lectern outside the No 10 door as its iconic and knowing it will get played again for years to come want it to show gravitas

Gazebo and umbrella ruin that visual but they managed to pull off something much worse

I wish he were wearing mascarra

Or Giuliani-esque hair dye.

Looking forward to all of the Independence Day memes too.