• You'll all be glad to know our reptilian intruder was successfully reunited with its owner. Turns out there were 5 missing in total as they'd all just woken up from hibernation and wandered off. They were all found the next morning within a 50m radius of their starting point. Happy days.

  • Our elderly neighbours have a tortoise that must be forty years old and regularly escapes. They Tippexd the landline number across his back!

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