Gravel / Gravé / Gnarmac / Groad / ATB

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Everyone knows you can't go potty when you have mudguards so it just builds up and up until

https://youtu.be/uRpt4a6H99c?t=59

First you come for our towels, now your coming for our mudguards... What have you got against dry people?

Humans are mostly water yet also waterproof. Embrace our fish gods

Embrace our fish gods

Been holidaying in Innsmouth again?

Had to Google that. I probably should read that.

That lot can piss off too. Sunglasses under helmet straps 4 lyf.

throws up macchiato over perfect-length white socks

macchiato

throws up cortado over pristinely cultivated tan lines

This is gravel. No roads, no rules

no rules

Only regulations....

https://ucigravelworldseries.com/en/regulations/

I don't see a 'spirit' heading. This must be a fake website

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Harry doing fuck all while riding coat tails as usual.

Because the spirit of gravel lives in Colorado?

No gravel this weekend :/

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Scum. Sorry to see this. Becoming way too common.

New thread title plz

Macchiato Mess™

Cortago Carnage™

both new summer lines in the Gravé series from PeNiS.

Bastards

Eurgh - obvs report it, if you haven't already, for the stats.

i found mine for sale by this guy when it happened to me: https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_trkparms=folent%3Akymus-24%7Cfolenttp%3A1&_trksid=p3542580.m47492.l71970&_ssn=kymus-24

police said they interviewed him under caution but took it no further.

Damn.

They just took the bars and didn't bother with anything else? Was it locked for long?

Yeah just the bars, wheels (and by extension forks) were only secured with cable but they didn’t even bother, guess bars is quick and easy.

Totting it up now, it’s about £700 retail. Probably get £30 for them on brick lane. Locked for a couple of hours while I sat outside the pub across the road. Luckily I think our home and contents insurance will cover it.

Were eBay interested in doing anything?

Nerds. Feels like you can't leave anything locked out of your eye line.

London is literally the worst. A mate had 2 bikes stolen within a month.