Epic WTF

Piers Morgan's new show on youtube:

https://twitter.com/brokenbottleboy/status/1783559670927413694

I was happy never knowing that person continues his attention seeking.

Would rather watch hours of married at first sight Australia than him

Buy yourself a Tesco bag for just £300.

Gets a fair amount of traffic, gonna low ball 'em?

People pay to catch the same fish again and again. The fish are trapped in a lake. They can't go anywhere. Every year they get fatter, giving people a chance to set a record by catching the fattest one. What a strange life for the fish. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c97zn8g6296o

Somebody should think about boycotting Shimano

In a dramatic twist I've just received this notification. Obviously somebody else has recognised its cultural significance.

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Ah ho! Nothing is holy but everything is significant.

Can’t stop himself can he…

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/article/2024/may/02/police-investigate-laurence-fox-upskirting-tweet-narinder-kaur?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

Bankrupt yourself in court speedrun

well he was complaining about how much money the courts were asking him to pay in child maintenance, perhaps this is just him making sure the amount is zero

He's got some billionaire goon bankrolling his lawyers, for the other stuff at least. Don't know how far his agreement goes.

Surely sooner or later, even a billionaire goon is going to say "mate, just stop abusing people online"

Hosking is listed in the Parliamentary register of interests as having donated legal services to Andrew Bridgen to the value of £4,470,576.42

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeremy_Hosking

Hopefully the daft cunt gets a brief stretch in jail and realises there are actual consequences to bring a professional shithouse.

Not really Epic wtf but is this within design spec @ltc

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He'd see it as more proof that the woke state is persecuting him, as would his supporters. He might even write a book, while inside...

Hahaha, that's incredible. I've just left Buzzbike but will send that to some ex colleagues.

Would it be about his... I don't know.. struggle... fight, maybe?

It that case I hope he gets his cock terminally stuck in his flies instead.

Probably be badly written with poor grammar.

With a barely hidden subtext about his ex?

It’s ok everyone, Laurence Fox has apologised:

I would like to apologise to
@narindertweets
. Although it’s not my fault she forgot to wear any pants with a load of paps about, I shouldn’t have sunk to her level. She doesn’t deserve mockery for being a nice woman seeking fame. And she is just that. A nice woman. Seeking fame.

I can only conclude that by resharing the picture herself she is seeking attention and that has always been my experience of her. I have invited her many times to talk, but it’s always sound bites of victimhood or racist rhetoric.

She gets away with it because she is a woman and she is brown. Those are the woke rules; that if you are brown or a woman, you can do no wrong. Sorry, but that doesn’t fly with me. Her motivation seems to me to always try to say anything which will get her some attention and approval.

As you may have noticed, I’m not here to seek approval or to make friends. I’m here to expose the terrible ideas and virulent hypocrisy which are wrecking the social fabric.

All these crocodile tears from the people she thinks are new friends and who are supporting her, are actually just leeches sucking away at her innate goodness. It is sad to see. Because she is a nice person. It is her ideas which are silly. I should have attacked them, not mocked her.

So whilst the newspapers will confect yet more puritanical outrage at me calling out hypocrisy form the permanently offended, I will point you in the direction of the pernicious and censorious legislation you are so desperate to use to silence me, which has within it protections for situations just like this.

A few people have asked me how I would feel if that was my daughter. My response is that I would have aimed my ire at her for exposing herself in this way and not the opportunistic paparazzi who got a couple of hundred quid for a shot of her private parts.

And to the newspapers themselves, these are your photos. There are countless examples of you printing pictures of women in compromising positions. I find your new found righteousness beyond laughable.

I know you want to silence me. That’s understandable. You feel threatened that I am not scared of you. Well good. Because I am going to fight you all the way. May the best ideas win.

So if you fancy a cup of coffee once you feel better
@narindertweets
, I’m ready to move on when you are.

What a fucking bell end.

https://twitter.com/LozzaFox/status/1786439356640645432

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It's like a Father's for Justice mental health episode in real time 😬

Mad that Billie's least-embarrassing ex is Chris Evans.