I've received so much shit coffee as presents as the years. My wife seemed genuinely hurt I didn't want to use the pitch black beans that were roasted with cinnamon or something that her mum gave me once.
I've received a couple of bags of coffee bought at the airport by people returning from places that can produce nice coffee. Unfortunately these were roasted so dark that they were entering "burnt tyre" territory. Lovely thought though and drinkable with a slug of milk.
Mate was given a kg as a gift as he “likes coffee” so he have it to me to try, thought it was awful. Lol