Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

I met Zammo once in a club in the 90s and tried to sell him my own stash of speed (just so I could say I'd sold Zammo drugs), but he told me he only did coke.

I met Matt King (Super Hans) in a pub in Brighton and sold him marching powder. I have also sold smoke to Cyprus Hill on their first UK tour while in Bratfud.

This was, of course, when I was in the music industry. I'm clean nowadays (and no longer in the music industry) but they were the most satisfying deals to Celebs I've ever done.

Cyprus Hill

Mediterranean based tribute act?

I see Cypress Hill are playing the Albert Hall with the London Symphony Orchestra this year (as featured in the Simpsons).

Best sketch the fast show ever did. I rewatched it after making the meme.

Damn you Grammerly!

Disgusting

https://www.theonion.com/authorities-arrest-depraved-anglophile-after-uncovering-1851372148

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Acid skiffle - hard to beat 😀

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Found him!

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I would pay good money to see this.

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What's a "CD"?

Sydenham is a wild place.

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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Osama_Vinladen

Osama Vinladen Jiménez López (born 7 October 2002) is a Peruvian professional footballer who plays as a midfielder for Peruvian Primera División side Unión Comercio
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Vinladen has a brother named Sadam Huseín, the Spanish spelling of Iraqi leader Saddam Hussein, and a sister called Georgia Bush.

Height 2 ft 7 in (0.8 m)

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Fucking lol. The absolute state of them.

yeah, heaven forbid someone should wear what they want...

Dude looks like a Mafia boss. Gambino.

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Who is this chap?

Sam Smith the singer