I hate

The snowflake generation rearing it's ugly head once again.

It's not snowflakery causing ever-increasing crash protection, which makes the doors on small cars too thick. Again, it's all the fault of cunts who buy 3t wankmobiles. It's an arms race situation.

This crap also makes every car heavier and means the beltline has to be higher, which is the reason cars haven't looked any good since about 2010.

Seriously, fuck those wankmobile cunts.

Imagine you could snap your fingers and eliminate exhaust pollution - great, but now there's still a growing amount of particulate pollution from tyre wear, and fixing roads damaged by giant tanks at the rate of the fourth power of their mass makes a lot of CO2...

Here's a thought - peeps lose their shit over threats to children; maybe we should be calling the giant wankmobiles kid-crushers or something.

Oh wait, peeps only lose their shit over the threat of sexual assault of kids, that's right. All the other threats - poverty, climate change, shit education and health funding, etc etc etc - don't rate a blip.