First World Problems.

Posted on Wed 25th, May 2016

• #1

johnnyhotdog

Feel free to share your first world problems here.

The struggle is real:
• #2

handtightenonly in reply to @johnnyhotdog

I'm so stealing that.
• #3

deleted
My flamingos aren't pink enough for me....what do I do?

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• #4

dicki

feed them more plankton /krill

in other distressing news

the quality of the pastries at stratford westfield waitrose have been in terminal decline for a couple of years now
• #5

DethBeard

Just divvied up my pizza dough from a 24hr cold prove into 6 portions for tonights pizza and garlic bread.
Went to make a bowl of honey nut cornflakes and realised i used all my bowls for the pizza dough.

Having to use a pasta bowl for cereal.
• #6

deleted

What's a pasta bowl?

I've only got bowls...
• #7

richardaldred in reply to @deleted

What's a pasta bowl?

Large diameter, shallow, pretty good for cereal
• #8

Tijs

Aren't all our problems first world problems?
• #9

The.Gren

I've changed from Vodafone to 3 for my mobile (which is also my BB.d) and they work on different frequencies. SO while my phone is on the induction charger, which is part of my desk lamp, the data signal messes with the light on/off/colour/brightness settings! It's like being at the fucking fun-fair 🤦‍♂

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