The Cat Thread

You love him....

But he is a cunt.

Now I have an image of one of those bear rugs with the head, claws and tail.

at least it'd be a big rug

That or several pairs of slippers

Fuck me sideways the lengths you have had to go to . Hilarious.
We just lock the ginger bastard in another room.

They eat throughout the day though.

I think you were on the right lines with the small cardboard opening. Make it smaller and you won't need the electronic shenanigans.

I think this is only the second time this has happened in the last 8 years

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Hahaha. Now just don't touch!

Happy birthday OLC :)

Wearing a dressing gown ;)

Eight years! The ancient Egyptians, who worshipped cats, would regard this development as prophetic. Either you'll get a big promotion or you'll be disembowelled.

I think you were on the right lines with the small cardboard opening. Make it smaller and you won't need the electronic shenanigans.

Exactly!
Although capturing on video how he is stealing the food and playing the video back on the living room telly will probably teach him a lesson as well 🙂

Two of my boys in the garden, best mates.

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Plotting their escape

Impressive beasts!

Had news from vets. Flo who now lives with my mum but used to own me has to be put down. She can't poop has. Growth on her bum. The op is too invasive for her She is 16/ 17 years old.
Thanks Flo your were amazing.

Allotment cat has at least 3 names - Red , Robert and Alan Ball.

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Ha ha what a face!

Tough life

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Pet me human

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My condolences.

Have a 195 cm plastic pipe wrapped in sisal that was supposed to used by the cars to climb up to their shelves. But they never used it tenner to the forum.

How did I never clock this thread existed. This is my (slightly rotund) boy, Bartholomew

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Sorry to hear that. Always hard to let them go.