Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

this makes me laugh everytime..

sad but true

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I remember being told the art of pleasuring a woman by a crack smoking sage on the top deck of the 134.

He used the term “G-spot tornado” - it’s stuck with me.

How did that go for you?

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Accidentally ended up in a squat come crack house, friendly people, it is indeed very smooth an a lovely hit. I did leave, which was a good move and I didn't go back the next day, even though all of me was screaming to.....oh yeah! It is VERY moreish. Felt like shit much of a day, but didn't go back which was one of my much better moves.

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Crack talk is not something I was expecting to read on lfgss but yes it's about the highest you can ever get so for that I reason I both fully recommend it/recommend you never, ever do it.

Crack Chat thread needed

https://youtu.be/kkQXnQ0plDA?feature=shared

Zammo is now a locksmith in Wallington, South London. That’s a come down.

Ha ha ha!

Yes but it's a farking leap year isn't it, we get an extra day of rain

As an ex resident of Wallington, I can tell you that his shop is on Stafford Road.

🤚 I had a pint with Gonch a couple of times in the mid 90s

used to drink in a pub just off knightsbridge / wilton place that was owned by zammo and roland browning, can't say i ever smelt the smell of crack emanating from the upstairs flat

I know one of the cast ("Freddie Mainwaring") from the late 80's years and used to drink with a few of them for a while. #nocracktho

I’ll let you know when I meet the right woman

I met Zammo once in a club in the 90s and tried to sell him my own stash of speed (just so I could say I'd sold Zammo drugs), but he told me he only did coke.

When I was younger, Techno turned up at a house I was at with some of his mates, made a bong did a few, then dipped.

Edit, just draw not crack.

Sort-of crack smoking stories that are cracking you up at the moment

Since it's all reminiscing, more sort of crack that is mnemonic at the moment

Been served a pint in a nightclub in Streatham by Georgina Hayes.
Had a chat in a changing room with Pogo Patterson at a Judo championships in a school in Woolwich.
Never met Zammo or done crack.

Can I throw back to Jeremy Kwee's iconic appearance on Jazz Club?

https://youtu.be/66_--zvqGDw?si=uBQmVoIM5Sw2DBHB