I hate

"Sando"

"Sando"

Japanese sandwiches ?

Nah local hipster joints calling their sandwiches 'Sandos'

That just sounds like you're talking to an Aussie. Then again, it's "sanger" so maybe they're some kind of weird mutant Aussie from Sydney or one of those other non-Melbourne shitholes.

"Sanger"

It's probably just me, but the more I find out something grates, the more I use it.

I didn't have a sanger for lunch, I had pasta.

I had pasta

What's that short for? Pastwich?

O2 - bunch of shitting fuckwits.

Report a possible fraud (unordered Apple Watch turned up) - all fine, then without warning they suspend my account and a week later still no phone, no contact and no means of speaking to their fuckwit wankstain fraud department

Did you eat your sanger while filling in the form for your rego at a servo? :D

Pastrami on rye with no gherkin.

Yeah nah, I ate my sanger in the the arvo near the bottle-o with Robbo.

I'm fucked off with them at the moment as well. My 3 month old phone spontaneously died so I gave them a ring to see what was up with warranty etc. I was on hold for over an hour, finally got through to someone who then redirected me to the department who's number I called in the first place. I just gave up after another 10 minutes on hold. I'd rather spend an hour of my life just going to a shop.

God awful old money wankers.

Some old money people are great. Some I hope their god awful fucking castle ruins their family financially for generations to come.

You disgust me, bet you didn't even have english mustard.

Try there Facebook/twitter accounts and good luck.

Ha, fuck you with a rusty piece of metal as the shop will tell you to go to customervservice....did you buy it from a shop? Then you need to go back to that shop. Oh and buying it online and collecting it in the shop doesn't count. Want to know how I know?

Davo was heaps devo. He had to go to Jonno's funo this arvo, and he stopped at the servo for an avo and found his rego had defo expired.

Gotta get smoko in there somewhere too

Are these the lyrics to a song by The Chats?

I'm on smoko, so leave me alone!

I was at a Chats gig a few weeks back, wanted to see three bands on the bill. I left before The Chats came on.

I just read someone say unironically

“Rewilding is a natural disaster”

House hunting in this economy. ‘Estate agent’ could (apologies to any present) become a swear word soon, there’s nothing that quite captures the odiousness they exude.

Ooh I had a similar fraudulent delivery from 02 (I am not their customer) and it was an ipad and a iphone 12 or whatever was the latest at the time. They made it really hard to return them and delete this account that some rando had set up in my name (company name too, feel like they used Companies House to get name address and whatnot).

Is it a conspiracy theory nutter type thing that people are against rewilding?

Local wildlife trust have just bought what was previously a farm in the village I live in. Tiny village, around 300 houses, including at least 5 other farms. Wildlife trust says they're going to rewild it. So many people are in uproar in the local Facebook group saying that it's disgraceful and should be kept a farm because food security and wouldn't it be nice to buy some locally reared beef now and then.

Guess what, Janet? All the farmers are growing wild flowers this year because it's the most profitable thing to do right now. And you couldn't afford organic, locally reared beef for your Sunday roast. That's exactly why the farm was for sale and they couldn't find anyone else to buy it!

"hate" is too strong a word but there's no thread for second hand embarrassment

going on r/soccer and reading comments like "that's a bloody good goal that" and then seeing the person who posted it is American

I can't help but see every American soccer fan as this guy
https://youtu.be/yv4SpjMinlQ?si=csDQM8iAwubM8rRE