Royalty

Phew, at least that video that TMZ has and that the tabloids have splashed of the farm shop visit will quash all the rumours and speculation 😁

Press Official must be blind as a bat. 🤣

This is what happens when you commit adultery with the son of a corner shop owner.

This sounds about right imo...

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Very good, a whole angle I didn't think of.

He works for LEGO--they should obviously have realised that they were plastic royals.

If William was to meet with a premature death in a Range Rover accident (Other brands of vehicle are available. Ask Phil the Greek - only you can't cos he's dead), and the Boeing carrying Harry home to Megan was to drop out of the sky (not an unreasonable assumption to make given Boeing's recent history) Archie, Harry's eldest would become king.
But, because he is under 18 years of age, his remaining parent, Megan, would become queen.

Have I gone too far with this, or are you still with me?

Wouldn’t William’s kids be next in line?

I stand to be corrected, but I do not believe that to be the case.

You mean like that wonderful old Alec Guinness film "Kind Hearts and Coronets"?
Meghan would make a brilliant lead.
(Obvs Charlie and also all of Kate's kids would have to go to)

"I shot an arrow in the air: She fell to earth in Berkeley Square." :-)

I’ve seen the farm shop video and that’s not them

You better get on your feet:

https://www.royal.uk/encyclopedia/succession

I think it goes vertically before it goes across to Harry - so all of Williams children are before Harry in order of their age.

I could be wrong, and there might be exceptions to this, but I think it would take more than William to be removed before Harry got a shot.

Fair call. I'm struggling to argue with any of that. Misinformed on my part.

Intrigued that site has a 'tick to prove you are human' box when they're not...

You should wear that badge with pride.

Does anyone know who half the people on that list are?

I thought the Duke of Edinburgh and the Earl of Wessex were one and the same person for a start.

Literally clutching straws...

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-68609361

Maybe ol' Liz made it look a lot easier than it actually is, bit of a shit covered circus right now.

Up The Republic! Maybe it is possible, at this rate :-)

The Earl of Wessex is the eldest son of the Duke of Edinburgh.

The current Dook of Ed is Prince Edward. He was Earl of Wessex until Philip, the previous dook of ed died. Then Edward was given Phil's title, and Edward's son was given the Wessex title.

I’ve got some not-very-close relatives in that list but only by a now defunct marriage, wonder where that puts me?

I think you're behind will carling.

Will we need to address you as HRH Dramatic Hammer from now on?