Royalty

👌 great theory

They did make the mistake of snapping me one day as I was opening the door to leave. It happened to lots of members because one of the staff had sold a story that she was knobbing one of us. As soon as I was clear of the door and fully visible they stopped snapping. Most insulting. Obviously they decided I wasn't in her league. I really should have tried to chat her up when passing on the stairs or something, but I bottled it. As far as I know the only member she knobbed was Will Carling.

The mince that gets spouted about these fuckin idiots is wild.

Wow, that link leads to a multitude of fascinating facts about our leaders. Gawd bless their little silk socks.

Mind you, if you believed what you read in the papers (and didn't everyone?) you (and I) were about the only people in the home counties who weren't knobbing her. Bum face, Harry's dad, etC etC

Carling denied it publicly at the time, but boasted about it privately. He showed her off in the club's restaurant, grinning madly at everyone who did a double take. Their table somehow moved from the restaurant area towards the bar, which meant you couldn't walk to the changing rooms without zigzagging around the happy couple. There was a rumour that he was giving his rugby mates all the details of what she was like in bed. I'd put money on it being true.

Christ this is dreadful.

this is ultimate golf club

No use pretending that royalty isn't dreadful or golf club. There's no escaping the fuckers. They even get on the front page of the Guardian these days. Boycott all the royalty junk on the TV. Take them all down to the cellar.

What's annoying about ditching Twitter is that you still get some of the worst of it reposted in other parts of social media that you still frequent.

Daily Fail in meltdown today(again).
Apparently she nipped to the farm shop on Saturday but only an unnamed witness and no pics.
If only shops had cctv..

If only shops had cctv..

Sharing it would be a great way to get the Information Commissioner's Office to pop round.

Are they leading the hunt for Kate then?

The dreadful part is all this bollocks talk about rumours of shagging Diana and name dropping some old rugger twat with a shit beer for a surname like it's something anyone should've been excited about back then, let alone now.

If you don't want to read about royalty, why are you reading the royalty thread?

Never mind, at least you had a pop at me. Good for you.

Do you think she gets a family discount in the shop?

The Windsor Farm Shop is within the walls of what was once a walled garden attached to the perimeter walls of Windsor Castle, Home Park Private. You could drive out of the castle grounds and 50 metres later you're in the shop car park. It's hardly a grand day out for her and about 1 km from Adelaide Cottage.

I mean, this thread is generally an anti-monarchy thread, and I'm fine with reading about what shit the current crop of ruling arseholes are up to and how they're hopefully closer to being kicked out to fend for themselves. The "salacious" rumours and celebrity tattle is dreary and pointless, whether it's about a royal or a Kardashian. No need to be so narcissistic either, the "pop" wasn't at you, just a comment on the drivel you're writing about, which is fair enough if you're going to write it.

Hoist by your own petard. Your bleat about weak beer is aimed at me, and it's a sad bit of barrel scraping. But it's great to have a stalker. Makes me feel wanted.

You're Will Carling? Makes things much worse.

Back in the day on moving to London’s famous London to find the mythical streets paved with gold I found myself at the Labour exchange having to sign on to avoid life in the workhouse.
Didn’t realise you had to put down what line of work you were willing to take on outside of my trained profession, said I would be a ‘Royal Commentator’. Think they made me put down journalist after a brief explanation or what the job involved.

It’s a burning passion of mine but feel mainstream media isn’t quite ready for my opinion on our royal family.

So Diana, Queen of r harts, was murdered by big florist as they had a bumper year.

Every so glad the forum has the ability to suprise me, an blood 'el this thread is diamonds, the crown jewels even!

Isn't it more like the owners in law nipping by.