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Leshaches
Why would the pilot be telling passengers the gauges had gone blank?
"CRRSH This is your Captain speaking. Urrr, mid-fellatio here and it looks like I've bumped the autopilot off urrr and we've be flying in circles for 12hrs and are now urrr out of fuel and about to crash into the sea. CRRSSH. Don't panic. CRRRSH Will have an update for you on the ground. CRSSSH Psyche! It's the ocean! CRSH