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edmundro
Hold on to your tinfoil hats people because I crafted a fun and rather dark one! I’m sure there are plot holes as I’m no bootlicker so don’t really know the ins and outs but here we go!
-Wills and Kates relationship is on the rocks and/or Kate has also been ill(both statements can be true at the same time).
-Wills may or may not have got handsy on the 28th dec(the night an ambulance left palace grounds with police escort).
-Kate leaves Wills
-Turns out Kate had been seeing a certain T.K.
-Wills goes to confront him at his home, finds Kate there
-T.K is shot dead, Kate gets winged with a face full of birdshot trying to protect her lover.
-Wills didn’t attend the memorial service the day after T.K “completed suicide” as he was being asked some rather pointed questions by the Met.
-Wills attends synagogue with what appear to be bruises on his neck and a slightly swollen eye.
-Wills is surrounded by police/security at all times so can actually be out and about while investigations are ongoing as it’s not like he can leg it.
Stick that in your tinfoil hat and smoke it!
Ps, if this could be considered libel someone please tell me so I can delete it before I get a knock at the door.