Royalty

What are they lying about?

That Kate was posing for lovely family pics on Mothers Day

Charles and Camilla have eaten Kate Middleton.

Everyone’s lying about mothers day

Pretty bold speculation on your part there.

I will stand corrected when they release the un-altered original photo. What's that you say, they have refused to do so? Ok...

They don't have to and certainly they will not be interested in trying to appease conspiracy theorists. It's quite clearly a photo poorly blended from a couple of similar shots. Phones can do this themselves and they're not particularly great at it.

I read on Reddit a few weeks back a couple of conspiracy theories.
Popular one is Willy is a keen on domestic abuse and made too much of a mess of her and she cannot be seen with broken jaw.
Another was that she is pregnant with her fancymans kid, and is squirrelled away until she spawns it.
Couldn't give her a car crash, like Are Princess Di, too obvious.

It's quite clearly a photo poorly blended from a couple of similar shots.

It looks more like a complete composite - unless I'm misreading / falling for the intent of that Vogue photo link earlier. If that's true, they've already attempted to release a photo to appease conspiracy theorists.

The vogue photo? Two pictures of the same person look similar? Well I never. They have completely different lighting which would take some knowledge of photo manipulation to correct which goes against the sloppiness of the other artefacts in the photo

At the risk of buying into these conspiracy theories wholesale I'd say they look more than similar.

Again, assuming that the video on that tweet is what it claims to be, I'd suggest that they look close to identical - eyebrows, jawbone, everything looks the same. I doubt there's two photos of me, taken months apart, that would look so similar.

The Vogue cover is from 8 years ago.

I can understand her retouching the photo.
But, if she has retouched the photo, why would she shop out her wedding ring?
What explanation could there be for her doing that?

I'm getting ever more invested in this - I don't understand why!

you'll be queuing up on the mall, three days early, for trooping the colour before you know it

step away from the photoshopped image

Because she hates him.

Shooping that light difference away struck me as being a bit of a stretch too.

The difference being, maybe, that you aren't the subject of photogs that work for international magazines and the like, and have a billionty highly curated photos of you floating around in public.

As in - twitter person managed to find a similar photo in a sea of photos.

Obvs that doesn't preclude this photo as being from a pile of stock photos to be wheeled out when princesschops is down with the pox and herpes.

Pray4Rk8

Agreed.

Oh nice, just wheel lady Di into it

Agreed.

Yes, you're absolutely right - that's a more sensible, likely explanation.
Perhaps there's consistency of make up artists and the like over the years to enhance any similarity between periods.

I hereby call on this thread to start speculating wildly.

Hold on to your tinfoil hats people because I crafted a fun and rather dark one! I’m sure there are plot holes as I’m no bootlicker so don’t really know the ins and outs but here we go!

-Wills and Kates relationship is on the rocks and/or Kate has also been ill(both statements can be true at the same time).
-Wills may or may not have got handsy on the 28th dec(the night an ambulance left palace grounds with police escort).
-Kate leaves Wills
-Turns out Kate had been seeing a certain T.K.
-Wills goes to confront him at his home, finds Kate there
-T.K is shot dead, Kate gets winged with a face full of birdshot trying to protect her lover.
-Wills didn’t attend the memorial service the day after T.K “completed suicide” as he was being asked some rather pointed questions by the Met.
-Wills attends synagogue with what appear to be bruises on his neck and a slightly swollen eye.
-Wills is surrounded by police/security at all times so can actually be out and about while investigations are ongoing as it’s not like he can leg it.

Stick that in your tinfoil hat and smoke it!

Ps, if this could be considered libel someone please tell me so I can delete it before I get a knock at the door.

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certain T.K.

Tom Kerridge? Is he dead?

Hah - I just fell down a rabbit hole.

William is handsy, per his brother's book.

He was seen with bruises following the death of TK (per random unattributed articles), around the time that rk8 went AWOL.