Royalty

and he needs a haircut

Missing fingers seem to be the name of the game here

The whole thing is utterly bizarre

He bangs piru

WhErE Is KaTe?

She's watching photoshop tutorials

I for one am impressed that Kate herself is photo shopping her family snaps before sending them out to the international news agencies #hardworkingroyal

Probs dont want to pay as they are quite hard up.

Thanks. Lost hours.

I tell ya, it’s a punishment they do. It hurts like hell at first and then reminds them to behave with a constant dull pain as it grows back.

Isn't this all just a masterclass in PR?

Normally, I wouldn't give a flying fuck about the royal family (other that they should be defunded / taxed / treated the same as any other person), but now I'm absolutely enthralled.

Makes you think

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That one 'A' in Kate is doing a lot of heavy lifting...

ME DEAD KILT TON 

Need to get Bellingcat on this because now it turns out Kate's face was chopped in from her Vogue cover. Huge if true

The only time we've talked about them at work.

Isnt this whole storm in a teacup about minor tweaks to an inane photo of a mother and kids trying to make themselves relevent in a world where people are impoverished, dying, suffering under a decade of the hollowing out of the support network in this country, nothing more than a cynical distraction attempt by irrelevant media outlets, yet picked up as something people need to worry about, by tragically, the BBC who still have photochopping katie as a story that people care about

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A masterclass in PR like Pengy is a masterclass in bike building

Allegedly read, maybe here, that the same outfits on the kids and mom from a visit last year from a tictoker.

Maybe she is in a coma, or she has left as the prince was too chummy with chumley.

Wonder if this will come up on the crown next season?

I'm not sure what to think until Rishi addresses us from his lecturn.

I hereby call on this thread to start speculating wildly.

I refuse to watch the Crown, so can someone please tell me when it has a storyline about Exif data?

Pleased to say that two hours after I called for Bellingcat to get involved, they actually did.

https://x.com/EliotHiggins/status/1767313642347761692?s=20

Isnt this whole storm in a teacup

On one hand yes. On the other hand, these people a) still have a major constitutional role in the country and b) we pay their wages, and they are clearly lying about fairly significant issues. As always it's the cover-up that gets you.

This is lush.

What are they lying about?