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  • Spent the last 4 hours at Epsom A&E after my 4 year old shoved a popcorn kernal up his nose.

    Got to go to St George's tomorrow morning for him to have it surgically removed under anaesthetic.

  • One of my brothers friends in primary school got a pea stuck in his ear because him and his mate thought it would come out the other side!

    Same mate and my bro also set the alter on fire at church because they thought the saints would put it out or something, kids eh!

  • Back in the 60s, a family friend put a bean of some sort up his nose. By the time the parents found out and had it medically removed, it had started sprouting.

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