We don't know who booked Sophie Ellis-Bextor's European tour. We can only assume they did so in a bit of a hurry, keen to make the most of the Saltburn bump. But they might want to put a little more thought into the choice of venues for 2025.
That way, they'll be able to avoid the immensely awkward situation Sophie was placed in two nights ago in Paris, having to sing her way through Murder On The Dancefloor at... the Bataclan.
Omg 😱