Overheard at the LFGSS golf club bar

And then you joined LFGSS and made many more friends. :)

Ha ha, that properly made me laugh!

Obviously in an ideal world I'd be dropping £500 on a dining room light.

Boris Johnson many racist and mysogonitic comments yet we love him

Nothing happens in the Chilterns without being run past me first

Last week he popped in to Rolex just to see if they had anything and ended up buying 2 gold Yacht Masters

my watchmaker

Really posh place, next to Lidl on Kottbusser Damm.

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Thanks, I'll pop in there soon for the fake omega!

Chefs kiss, not sure that this post is in the spirit of the reason that this thread started. But the taken out of context of the angry rant is pure miss quoting.

10/10 great work...

Pleb, fake Philipe patek.

angry rant

Ooh, did I miss something exciting? Where? 😁

[irony sensor failure]

Looks like the sort of kitchen you see hooning round the estate at breakneck speeds on a Friday night.

No, nothing exciting.

now I can buy a yacht

We became used to the induction hob in the old place

on the sly without the wife's knowledge

I have golfers elbow

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Did lol at quote. The context of this however is far worse than suggested; it's a S-Works SL7 sat in a box that I'm too lazy to advertise. 🫡🏌️‍♂️⛳️

I am considering Dubai

The motivation is purely economic, I really dont want to waste a decade of my prime

55.

That's my personal target . Kids should be gone, mortgage paid and this pension with 30 years service.