cover the whole thing in expanding foam an walk away without looking back
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f1Qz73_m0_o
Surely there must be some sort of chemical that can dissolve it?
Yes, but it'd be madness to use chemicals on that much foam. And the resulting slurry would be harder to deal with than solid foam.
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