Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

Legit Vinnie Jones quotation from the Guardian:

“When I tell people I’ve never taken a drug in my life, they’re like, ‘What?’” he tells me. “But, as youngsters, it wasn’t our way. There was no fucking cocaine and stuff like that. Our way of getting high was finding a bird’s nest or getting a ferret that didn’t bite your hand off. Our hard drug was training a buzzard.”