Sort-of memes that are cracking you up at the moment

how do people keep falling for those wonka wonderland, christmas wonderland, harry potter wonderland type things. at this point people who get conned by them should just have to eat the entrance fee for just being stupid and move on.

at least the oompah loompah seems to be enjoying things

Free housing, zero unemployment and being paid in chocolate. What's not to like!

Paddington Bear Experience announces London dates and details
https://twitter.com/WhatsOnStage/status/1763144865414533533

It's what she would have wanted etc.

It’s probably a typo and is Paddington Bare with nekkid performers.

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Friday pea: https://www.lfgss.com/comments/17300156/

Tradition innit

I think I’m going to shout that every time I see a local scumbag on a bike. To be clear, most of the locals I see on bikes look like scumbags. This could be fun!

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hahaha

From IG

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https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/rawe-ceek

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Is it breathing?

“Bursting with flavour”

My schoolboy job at Crazy Prices (now Tesco) involved changing the dates on expired meat that looked like that. Pretty sure I’ve killed people - if not by that, or by means of the so-alive-it-was-almost-sentient salad bar.

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tony blair and george bush would probably invade iraq based on that evidence ^^^^^

Thats exactly how i feel a couple of hours after eating a bowl of soup with a 2 foot baguette and no spoon. Still in denial of my gluten intolerance

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Legit Vinnie Jones quotation from the Guardian:

“When I tell people I’ve never taken a drug in my life, they’re like, ‘What?’” he tells me. “But, as youngsters, it wasn’t our way. There was no fucking cocaine and stuff like that. Our way of getting high was finding a bird’s nest or getting a ferret that didn’t bite your hand off. Our hard drug was training a buzzard.”

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