Royalty

I bet they've got an inside line but they won't admit it. The public would be angry.

It'll be some minor little tumour the docs could cure by flicking it with their finger. This whole announcement has been made to try to manufacture some love for Chuck, who most people still kinda despise and to take our mind off the endless cascade of fuck-ups by their chums in government.

Yeah as that cunt is from darkest Peru...Forin scum...oh like the royals.

Conspiracy if we agree?

Charles is so brave, no one has ever experienced this before.

Thoughts and prayers.

(Note - I do feel for him on a personal level but fuck the sycophancy around this shit)

Plus fuck him for pretty much everything else, just not this

Hence me not giving two shits. Feel more for the plebs like my mate who still has not been seen for 5 years and catheterised for 4.

Done

On the subject of dead royals:

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The residual payments from my roles in Marvel films are probably the best bit of my normal person life.

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Fabulous stuff

Edina would have killed for a daughter like that.

Didn’t know Tatler did satire.

Freddie Knatchbull...... There's a candidate for the silly names thread

King Charles has revealed he was reduced to tears by the messages and cards of support he has received since his cancer diagnosis, as he returned to work on Wednesday.

soppy git

one pint willy rendered even more useless than usual after wrexham visit

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/prince-william-rob-mcelhenney-wrexham-wales-b1142604.html

Is that Paddy's pub?

can't see ( king ) charlie in the background killing rats so probably not

It’s astounding how people don’t see their constant anti-credentialist signalling. Drawing a half decent pint from a settled keg isn’t difficult for any healthy adult to do, especially if it’s not the first time. For hardline classists, like royalty or CEOs who constantly get mocked for doing basic labour poorly, to demonstrate competence at anything related to a lower social class is unbefitting and icky. For Willie and his social base, he might as well be powerwashing a driveway or shucking oysters: no chance in hell he’d do it properly in the public eye.

Even ‘the warrior prince’ Harry was placed in the air cavalry as a gunner when he had to do something as down and dirty as manual labour in active army service. Anything less would’ve been disgraceful.

he needs to be out there eating swan with the correct swan eating knife and fork, showing us how much better he is than us, rather than pouring pints. we'd have so much more respect for him in those circumstances.

At least it would be authentic. 🤷‍♂️ It wouldn’t be difficult for them to learn to serve a beer if they cared about being seen to do it properly. It’s done poorly on purpose, can’t appear similar to the plebs and all.

Hard not to think the tin-foil folk have got a point after the dodgy photoshopped Are Queen Kate pics dropped.

The daily faily message boards have been wild today apparently. My partner drops in on the comments just for lols sometimes.

I don’t care enough to know too much about it all tbh but after today even I feel like I should develop a viewpoint based purely on speculation and gut instinct.

It seems AFP picture agency have told people to stop using the photo now.

Or fake news. Who knows these days.

The pic is obviously shopped. The real question is why? Just trying to show Kate in her best light.... or something more sinister