Royalty

It’s astounding how people don’t see their constant anti-credentialist signalling. Drawing a half decent pint from a settled keg isn’t difficult for any healthy adult to do, especially if it’s not the first time. For hardline classists, like royalty or CEOs who constantly get mocked for doing basic labour poorly, to demonstrate competence at anything related to a lower social class is unbefitting and icky. For Willie and his social base, he might as well be powerwashing a driveway or shucking oysters: no chance in hell he’d do it properly in the public eye.

Even ‘the warrior prince’ Harry was placed in the air cavalry as a gunner when he had to do something as down and dirty as manual labour in active army service. Anything less would’ve been disgraceful.