• My dog is being set up to fail.
    Go for a walk, find a quiet bit of grass in my neighbourhood.
    No, leave it! A nappy. Full of nappy things. Munch munch munch.

    Get home realise I’ve lost something In nappy struggle go back out with Bailey.

    Walking back into the house, what is that in your mouth? Fish it out. Oh a turd. Lovely.

    This morning, what’s that you’re licking on the floor outside? Oh some eggshells. Come on leave it let’s go to the toilet patch.

    Fucking hell it’s a picnic site.

    Someone in my block is feeding the foxes. Well lots of people are really because there are lots of people just throwing food out of their house. Some deliberately to feed the foxes others because I don’t know why.

  • Happily I only have this struggle with discarded chicken bones, not nappies.

    Apart from the one time he got a raw chicken leg that a squirrel had allegedly fished out of a communal bin and then abandoned.

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