Football

Can't believe Chelsea are being thanked twice, but all of football says thanks Chelsea. Best thing they've done for football since beating Spurs in 2016.

nice one chelsea

Jota being injured is a bit of bugger.
I really like him.

That's funny, because he told me he thought you were a cunt.

He can join the back of a very long line then.

I thought we'd get absolutely thumped, what a nice surprise. Brentford will fuck us now , you watch.

And Libpool and Dirty Leeds, obvs.

Mick Hartford on 5Live at the moment, must have said “football club” two dozen times in a couple of minutes, not sure why it bothers me (and “Luton Town football club” even more so) but wouldn’t “club” be sufficient?

Are West Ham fans deluded? Surely Moyes is out performing expectations?

This is certainly a “last 4/5 years” phenomenon. Everyone’s at it. Personally I blame liverpool (football club).

Be careful what you wish for hammers, from your friendly forum Evertonian. Moyes always had these periods at Everton and he always pulled it round. Looking above them, who exactly do they expect to be above?

Dull as it is, wage bills are a pretty good indicator of league position (bar Everton of course). West Ham are probably doing about as well as they should be with a bonus trophy.

I’m almost looking forward to boss level references to “Bournemouth Association Football Club”.

Almost.

Mason Holgate, what a tackle!

Kane and Dier, bringing the Spursy vibe to Bayern.

kane has scored so many goals but they're still 8 pts behind, does not compute

man utd making a concerted effort to qualify for a place in the europa conference league next season

RIP Andreas Brehme, German World Cup winner, aged just 63.

United are clearly going to pip Villa and Spurs to the Champions League spot right at the end of the season.

That bothered me this morning. He was excellent.
I used to play 5 a side with someone who's hero was Brehme. An odd choice I thought, but I hated playing against him.

How do you play Vini Jr and Mbappe in the same team?

Why have the two best left forwards in the world if you still have Joselu as your centre forward?

Exactly, out of the two, Mbappe seems the more likely to be moved centrally, but then you're losing the best of him. Maybe Carlo has some masterplan? I reckon Joselu will be off in the summer.

https://theathletic.com/5287364/2024/02/20/andreas-brehme-dead-obituary-germany-world-cup/

I think it works without a subscription.

Move vini to the right to stay wide?

Stick mbappe on the right to cut in?

Don't think that PSG shop on Oxford Street will last long without Mbappe but they have been quite cunnning in signing his brother so they can keep shirts selling after he leaves.
Nike and Jordan brand sponsorship continuing probably needs a marquee name too

Why have the two best left forwards in the world if you still have Joselu as your centre forward?

The answer is obvious, sign Giroud :/