I hate

Ha! Try cancelling a vigin media contract. You'll love that I'm sure

That's gonna happen soon. But that's easy for me because there is a fixed outcome and unknown duration. I can outlast any Virgin employee but waiting and paying and then being fucked by TicketDisaster, well that's not cool.

lol umad tho

Talk Talk

Such a shame

Life's what you make it.

I hate people who are wrong about talk talk

Won't you show the other side, you're just wasting my time

Dum dum.

When you buy a bunch of bananas and you hang them on your banana tree, then you get down to two bananas and they're still hanging, but then you eat one, and now you've just got one banana on the surface next to a banana tree doing nothing.

Bananas.

Make the hook deadly sharp, pierce the last banana.

Was wondering if I could make some sort of string hammock that hangs loose off the hook until you put a banana in it.

Them kind of hammocks are very popular

Speaking of bins, our council tax (Islington) no longer covers garden waste collection; it's now an additional £75/year.

Here you have to buy a brown wheelie bin for £42 then pay a discounted annual charge of £30. Alternatively you can buy brown paper sacks at £1.20 each and make a booking on the appropriate day for collection (included in the price). Thankfully I'm under 2 miles to the tip and I can book a visit quite easily now.

Year 14 of Austerity.

I think these are called pants

HMRC website
Logging into see the balance / debit of any self assessment tax owed, as ‘thanks for completing your return email’ (even though it was last July when it was done)
Where is this simple statement?

In the 'Messages' section usually.

Printing address label for parcel. Select “Black and White”. Canon printer won’t print because it’s out of Magenta.
Go to store, magenta is only available in a set of 4 colours for $90. Cheaper to buy a new printer.
Eco friendly Canon fuck you.

HP m15w ftw, but I don’t need to print in colour.

Putting things in a safe place.

So you'll know where they are?

Ha

Putting things in a safe place.

Just putting it here for later

Instead of the designated drawer / cupboard

Oh you’ve lost your passport again?