I hate

She'll rest them on the top of the bottle / container and put them back in the cupboard/fridge or leave on the kitchen top. I then pick up the item, often by the top, and the lids comes off.

Do we share a wife? Pot of Marmite ended itself this way earlier this week. Was ok though as there was another half eaten pot behind it...

My other half always leaves the lid off the Marmite and a tainted knife on the side. It really winds me up as I can’t stand the stuff, but it is her house so…..

I've flagged this on here before it was unanimous then and it is now so it's clearly a pretty serious issue his madness has to stop

FedEx
Fuck
Right
Off

Let me guess, you ordered a new butt plug, fedex left a card to say they’d popped it round the back and now you can’t find it.

Oh, that’s where I left it
Good job your here

This thread’s gone a bit Bernard Manning

Can’t say I’m keen

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I do this knowing full well I've no intention of ever making a second sandwich. Just in case

Same.

Advertising.
Specifically watching a telly show or film on TV and ad break heralds "Saturday movie, sponsored by Product" then followed by 6 minutes of adverts.
If Product are sponsoring it, stop showing other adverts.

Cunts that sit down next to you on a plane then decide "Oh I think I'll take my massive puffa jacket off whilst remaining seated".

When you’re toast tastes of garlic from the forgotten unwashed chopping board

The number of fucking user steps to get Spotify to work in the tube.

"oh you want to switch to your downloaded music, now your centrists dad's podcast has finished? Sorry there's no reception."

"But you said you've automatically switched to offline mode!"

"yeeeah.... You actually have to do that yourself"

"But you won't let me"

"no, you have to close the app, reopen, and then make the correct selection immediately. Otherwise we'll take a fag break, until you give up and repeat the process all over again."

Are you sitting next to me on the tube?

Be honest, once you realised your error, did you say fuck it and eat a whole bulb? In for a penny, in for a £ and all that.

But doing cheese on toast on said garlicky board is always a nice surprise.
(I’d resurrect the “I love” thread but nobody really wants that do they. Compare the post counts)

It’s not golf club to own more than one chopping board. Get a small cheap ikea board and make that the garlic only board.

It annoys me how you specifically choose to download an album, but if there's a smidgen of internet available it'll try and load the page and hang forever. Quickest way is to turn on airplane mode, open the album, then turn airplane mode off.

Cheers.

It does feel like shittification though doesn't it?

I'm cynically assuming it does it to extract some metrics to sell, rather than for any sort of useful process.

I think it's just bad development, they're probably doing a check to see if there's any internet connection available, if so load from there rather than starting with the offline version and updating it if there is internet.

I'm cynically assuming it does it to extract some metrics to sell, rather than for any sort of useful process.

Probably, but it just sounds like a shit implementation.

An app shouldn't block for lack/weak network access for a non-core feature. If it is metrics then the sending attempts can be done in a non-blocking way and can be cached locally until a proper network connection is available for upload.

I just had to dig the knife out of the dishwasher because one slice of bread with sriracha mayo wasn’t enough.

Fuck me! Another whinge. There are 40 empty seats in Leipzig departures where this man and woman could've taken their whiney children to eat stinking smoked sausages or whatever. Smacking their lips and chewing with wide open mouths. They've literally sat next to me when they had the rest of the building to sit. God I hate people when I am tired (always tired).

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But you need a £40k kitchen if you want to have space to store all those chopping boards.

You've always looked too approachable.