What's a good alarm clock?

They're all crap, so this is mostly "which is least worse?"

All we want is:

• something basic
  
• with a screen that dims down to nearly nothing
  
• that is totally silent (not ticking)
  
• that doesn't require working internet to function
  
• easy to read the screen at 4am when you wake in the dark without having to figure out how to turn the screen on
  
  

This feels impossible.

It's not a smart thing, it's not a phone (which charge in the other room), it's seemingly not most clock radios... but it must exist?