• What’s the simplest thing I can do with this hideous, godforsaken lump of shit conifer? I’d get rid of that and the Euonymus next to it but A) I can’t be bothered to dispose of it and B) it kind of gives the only real separation between mine and the neighbour’s front gardens.
    Shall I borrow a trimmer and make it into a small box shape of shit conifer? Might look a bit random.
    As I’m typing I’m fantasising about paying someone to rip it all out and build a fence or plant a nice hedge. But that’s money I don’t have.

  • the simplest thing

    Nothing.

    If you don't like it, get rid of it. If you can't get rid of it now, then wait until you can.

  • Ha yeah I get you. Just want it at least reduced in size for now, but don’t know if you can just trim down any conifer willy nilly

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