RE missing socks, maybe it is like the errant biros Douglas Adams theorised (hitchhiker's 1 maybe?)
Somewhere in the cosmos, he said, along with all the planets inhabited by humanoids, reptiloids, fishoids, walking treeoids and superintelligent shades of the colour blue, there was also a planet entirely given over to ballpoint life forms. And it was to this planet that unattended ballpoints would make their way, slipping away quietly through wormholes in space to a world where they knew they could enjoy a uniquely ballpointoid lifestyle, responding to highly ballpoint-oriented stimuli, and generally leading the ballpoint equivalent of the good life.
My thoughts exactly.
I've been living in two houses for the past couple of years and occasionally clothes have to be moved from one to the other. When I find odd socks in one place I take them to the other but it's very rare I ever manage to match them up.
RE missing socks, maybe it is like the errant biros Douglas Adams theorised (hitchhiker's 1 maybe?)