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Cycling along getting annoyed with a moped I felt was encroaching on me. Got shat on by a pigeon. Either a coincidence or I had engaged in a mind fight with a telepath who controls birds.
Yeah, sorry that was me (not the moped, or the bird). I have recently been experimenting with mind-control on various avian subjects with some limited success.
Whilst it's fairly straightforward initialising the telepathic link, and flying them around and what-not, it's actually very difficult to know what their bodily functions are up to! Unfortunately, the struggle with telepathic incontinence for most practitioners of this art is real. In all honesty, however, not really a major issue so far as I'm nowhere near the birds when they defecate, it's usually over a car, or a cyclist or a pensioner. It's meant to be good luck, after all.
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Cycling along getting annoyed with a moped I felt was encroaching on me. Got shat on by a pigeon. Either a coincidence or I had engaged in a mind fight with a telepath who controls birds.