I hate

My thoughts on ‘staycations’ can be found previously in this thread but I’ll always get pissed off at people using staycation in place of ‘holiday in the country I live in’. If you live in London and go stay somewhere in the Lake District, you’ve not had a staycation. You’ve had a holiday in the Lake District.

If you live in London and go stay somewhere in the Lake District, you’ve not had a staycation. You’ve had a holiday in the Lake District.

^ This.

Which is a not dissimilar distance to either Paris or Amsterdam.

'Staycations' and 'holidaymakers' can get in the sea. Also, Greggs is great, I once worked there so it must be true. Hair nets and having to flush out your nose of pasty flakes each evening aside.

Staycation is fine if it describes you having time off work and going nowhere, as it did originally.

flush out your nose

Were you not allowed to eat any items?

You don’t really want to after smelling it all day!

Yeah this is it, enjoying your environment for what it is, not fucking off elsewhere in your SUV to experience some hills or some such

The most useful link ever shared with me on here is the steak bake spider.

https://alasdairrae.github.io/steakbakespider/

"windowsill bay" used to be my destination if I was using annual leave but sitting on my arse and playing video games for 5 days straight

Barnecutts vs. Greggs. Tough choice.

I wish ours were.

Also Warrens. We actually had one of those in Worthing for a while, furthest East by some margin.

greggs.

Where I am its all Coughlans, not many Greggs round here.

Greggs for savoury and Cooplands for pudding. There was a street in Durham with them opposite each other and it was a real treat.

Barnecutts

I'll be going there in about 8 days.

There was a better time, when Lower Marsh had x2 Greggs and an S&M shop.

All bases covered.

There was a better time, when Lower Marsh had x2 Greggs and an S&M shop independent bakeries still existed and there was freedom of choice, instead of lines of stupid cunts queueing up for a warmed up slice of shit.

Stops at Inverness! Those Highlanders won't give up their Scotch Pies that easily 😂

xx many sleeps till Christmas.

Has another adult actually said this to you as an adult?

We actually had one of those in Worthing

I'm just over in Littlehampton didn't know we had any forumengers in these parts.

Stupid cunts is a bit much… name another place where you can get lunch for under £3.

Don’t disagree on choice, or quality either.

I think there might be a few in West Sussex now, the inevitable bleeding out of the old Brighton skidders

instead of lines of stupid cunts queueing up for a warmed up slice of shit.

And that's just the S&M shop.

(Kink shaming is fine in the name of "bawdy banter")