Royalty

Hopes and prayers that he carks it in the autumn - don't want another Bank Holiday in May/June.

Presumably he has some kind of arse cancer if they found it whilst treating his enlarged prostate?

Will the publics concern for his majesty overshadow the decimation of the NHS by the incumbent government and the resulting waiting lists for treatment?
I hope a sense of perspective prevails…

Yeah waiting lists at there longest, and morale at the lowest.

September cark?

Presumably he's opting to be treated by the country's best homeopaths.

If he has an arsehole transplant, will it reject him?

Will he die of a chronic underdose?

This is not Terrence and Philip....

and Philip....

No, he already died.

The fawning media coverage, especially on the BBC, just reinforces why we should be rid of these parasites.

Work colleagues were talking about how sad and tragic it is, RE old King.
My comment of "good riddance" went down badly.
A few people stated they are staunch Royalists, and I doubled down and said "fuck them all into the ground" (referring to the Royals not their Stans)
HR are now not happy with me*

*they are HR, I am HR-adjacent. I haven't (yet) been summonsed by the bosses.

it’s not ‘british values’ to be anti royalty innit. couldn’t you technically be construed as an extremist according to Prevent? eye roll

My cheers of jubilation when Thatcher died didn't go down well in the office. Apparently unprofessional while working on client site. I just work from home now. Best for all concerned.

btw - has the Mail run any columns claiming Meghan caused it yet? I'd check, but I don't want to.

They were very specific on their front page that only Harry was flying back to see him. The implication being that she hopes he just dies already.

I feel bad for him. The waiting time for hospital treatment must be excruciating.

Failing that let’s just end this farce now and become a republic.

The waiting time for hospital treatment must be excruciating.

So much so that his treatment started yesterday. The people's king.

If they and the MPs were made to use the NHS, it'd not have been dismantled by the fuckers over decades.

This real, probably

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Yeah he was at a private hospital. The London Clinic apparently. No NHS backlog if you've got the cash

That was taken at the London 2012 Olympics.
I recognise the laminates they are wearing.
I have one too.

Have you got these guys:
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_(pressure_group)
on speed dial?

Snap, I've got two for the Olympics and Paralympics from Dorney Lake. Though to make it more appealing it was called Eton Dorney.

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We’re fucked.

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