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  • Port is on the left
    Port is red
    Red is on the left

    Starboard is on the right
    Starboard is derived from steering board
    Steer is another name for cow
    Cows eat grass
    Grass is green
    Green is on the right

    It’s fucking simple to remember even for non-nautical types.

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