Because you'll drown whilst trying to figure out which side of the ship to swim to when they say they'll pick you up from the port side?
Because people will be bickering about which way round the table the fortified wine should go.
@snottyotter started
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Because you'll drown whilst trying to figure out which side of the ship to swim to when they say they'll pick you up from the port side?