The fall of the Tory party

He looks like a teenager that would headbutt you outside a wetherspoons

It’s the Tory branding thing. This one has foregone the family tailor and spent £30 in JD sports.

There’s the other one that wears the leather jacket and unbuttons his shirt to his belly button.

Since Boris, they have realised that if they look like a cartoon character and create an image that is memorable, people engage with them. It’s why there’s all those back benchers who dress like they are from an Ealing comedy.