The fall of the Tory party

At least he is aware of what's going on. That appears to be a recent change.

So far this morning Simon Clarke has been revealed by colleagues to be part of both the SFCS and ASC wings of the party, namely "Self Fellating Cock Suckers" and "Attention Seeking Cunts"

He's really gauged the mood of the parliamentary party perfectly.

The story isn't really that Simon Clarke wants Sunak gone, its more that the Telegraph are still (in an election Year) happy to give him a platform to help with the infighting, normally they start to tone this stuff down about now.

Doesn't this open season run until the bye election(s?) In mid-February?

Wow. The latest poll question they have asked is the most inept I've ever seen. I would have been embarrassed to include that when I was writing questionnaires in the first year at uni.

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/jan/24/former-adviser-to-rishi-sunak-working-with-tory-rebels-trying-to-oust-him

Funnily enough...

That's his wife:

Did a search on this guy - he was still a student in 2020. They're basically allowing themselves to be Dry-humped by Pitt the Foetus.

Guess they wanted someone with good eyesight this time.

And if [Nigel] Farage comes back, the Conservative party won’t exist by Christmas.

Dramatic and hopefully accurate.

Reform closing in on the Tories now too

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He looks like a teenager that would headbutt you outside a wetherspoons

Have they registered as a political party yet or are they still a business, so they can hide who actually funds them?

I don't know the alternative is going to be any better., could easily be worse

He sounds like a brand of shit paint

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/jan/26/tory-donors-poll-oust-sunak?

Great bit of infighting

Meanwhile, senior government figures are concerned that aides working with the anti-Sunak rebels are attending meetings in parliament on visitors’ passes to avoid having to declare their funders.

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Another senior Conservative source said that during one rebel meeting, a Tory MP questioned what two aides were doing there. Parliamentary staff passes must be sponsored by a member of the Commons or Lords and those in possession of them must declare their interests and pass security vetting.

And I wonder why they need to bypass security vetting

Self indulgent BS? Who knew

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2024/jan/27/david-camerons-activities-at-greensill-matter-of-interest-in-wider-inquiry-sfo-gfg?

Lock him up! Lock him up!

Why isn’t lobbying illegal? Influencing government for the benefit of a third party feels wrong

He looks like a teenager that would headbutt you outside a wetherspoons

It’s the Tory branding thing. This one has foregone the family tailor and spent £30 in JD sports.

There’s the other one that wears the leather jacket and unbuttons his shirt to his belly button.

Since Boris, they have realised that if they look like a cartoon character and create an image that is memorable, people engage with them. It’s why there’s all those back benchers who dress like they are from an Ealing comedy.

Because it's a prime way for people in government to enrich themselves

Conservative British Alliance loons want to install Braverman as PM who has the distinction of polling even worse than Sunak with the public.

That does sound like fun doesn’t it Shitler!

There problem is the Truss lot hater her, she was issuing contradictory policies and truss sacked her in the end. The far right can’t unite round one person. Sunaks safe but it’s not going to be comfortable, there 2 byelections in a couple of weeks too.

Apparently Badenoch will do as an alternative.

Sunak has lost the support of The Daily Telegraph. The Tory leader has lost the Torygraph. Behond bad!

(for them, HeHeHe)