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  • when you're having lunch at work all minding your business doomscrolling on your phone then someone comes over and sits down and tries to have a conversation.

    FUCK OFF THIS IS THE 20 MINUTES OF THE DAY WHERE I DO MY OWN THING PISS OFF RIGHT NOW

  • The receptionist used to do this to me all bloody time in my old job, She would actually hunt me down to the comon room, and we would have the same conversation over and over:

    "Someone is looking for you to do something"

    "...And what would you do if you knew I had left the building?"

    "I guess they would have to wait..."

    "...well Im on my lunch so Im effectivly not here..."

    "...but you are, they said its urgent..."

    "I'm going out"

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