Bike Anti-Porn - When Things Go Wrong

Lance would not be proud…

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Wrong. Centering text in any context is degenerate Neoclassicism. Especially when 'Zipp' and '303' are already flush left.

The zipp logo is not even centred on the valve. Those wheels belong in the trash

*pukes

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If this was geogeussr, I'm going for Jakarta.

Lance should not be proud about anything related to his... 'success' as a cyclist

So much to digest

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Nasty

Whoah. Like a Harley with all the trimmings... Lard on wheels.

That kickstand is the fourth one he's tried. Finally found one that's up to it

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On our Gumtree equivalent, I found this Eden Park bicycle, for a mere 1850€

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Do not let @Hulsroysee that. He might have a heart attack.

Magnificent. The minuscule chainring is the icing on the cake.

Despite.... everything.... I feel like the Brooks is the main offender on this

My favourite kind of anti. Not horrible at a glance but as I prepare to defend it I take in more and more upsetting choices.

Surely the hose!

I always struggle with painted Ti frames... I mean that much paint.
Also, Chainstays are on the thicker side, that's a bit meh, but change the saddle and rear cassette to something more matchy matchy with the tyres and it'd be alright I guess?

Ha, yeah as ltc says, there are things that my eyes clearly trauma-muted at first glance and took me a while to fully take in!

Proper anti! Nice

It’s hard to improve on bare ti.
Paint tends to come off ti in my experience. So it always ends up looking lousy.
Ti stems are stupid, they always look clunky. Even Moots puts Enve on their bikes.

Ti stems are stupid, they always look clunky

Ahem...

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