With 1.5m space, you'd be able to at least manager a hobby dolphin.
Hobby crocodile?
I initially wrote crocodile but dolphins are more into weird stuff, apparently, so it seemed more fitting for someone with Chris' predilections/problems.
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With 1.5m space, you'd be able to at least manager a hobby dolphin.