• Absolute comedy response, is it even possible to find a level wall in London?

    So odd that she didn't bring it up as an issue, especially as it's such a straightforward thing to sort out. Most tilers would have blagged an extra day's work out of it.

  • Erm OK, how about the compromise that looks the least shit?

    At this point I'd be sending a text that I'm not paying you to fix your own mistakes and I'll be using you rest of the money outstanding to get someone to fix it.

    I've got such a low tolerance threshold for trades since we did our last place, they're all a bunch of cunts.

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