Coffee Golf

argh! the physics/architecture in The Beans courses in Pro Tour are SO FRUSTRATING!!

bastard trees :/

Coffee Golf - Jan 1
8 Strokes - Top 1% 🏆

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1/1/1%

Wild looking course today, a real retina burner. Took me aaaages to suss the best and most fun way around, but I reckon this is it... could even be done in 5...

Coffee Golf - Jan 3
7 Strokes - Top 1% 🏆

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1️⃣2️⃣1️⃣1️⃣2️⃣

I've had a hole in one on Purple, Yellow and Green. So I agree, it's possible. Purple is tough though!

What a weird day today. Got to chase the five!

Best I can do is 7. 6 is in sight, but 1 on Red is a bit of a luck shot.

Coffee Golf - Jan 9
6 Strokes - Top 1% 🏆

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Expecting a 5️⃣ from Rickster by the end of the day.

Got a lucky bounce on the yellow...

Coffee Golf - Jan 15
5 Strokes - Top 1% 🏆

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Congratulations 🎉

Well fucking done. Game Over.

How did everyone’s January go?

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Bit embarrassed really, the built-in variance makes this such a silly game. But hey ho

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how come you don't play the pro tour? you must have so much gold after months of 1%s

On that note I just got disconnected trying to login to a pro tour game and when I reloaded my money had doubled?

Balls balls balls. Who’s going for a 5 today?

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Dunno really, the pro tour just stresses me the hell out even though it's only a replay of someone else's round. Maybe I'll have another stab...

Anyway

Coffee Golf - Feb 7
5 Strokes - Top 1% 🏆

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Loads of routes today but I think this is the easiest, yellow drops in quite nicely with the wedge and purple is hoppable

Fs, was well pleased last night as I progressed through all of ‘Flat White’ and half of Americano.
Log in this morning and my progress reverted to where it was before I had my streak.
PITA

Coffee Golf - Aug 5
9 Strokes - Top 5% 🏅
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2️⃣1️⃣2️⃣2️⃣2️⃣

Getting back into this malarkey. Plenty of opportunities for aces today

Still do this most days, just one attempt though

Coffee Golf - Aug 24
6 Strokes - Top 1% 🏆

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1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣1️⃣2️⃣

See you at the 19th hole to celebrate