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The following have been running round my head since I was exposed to far too much CBeebies over lockdown, and the Christmas malaise has finally pushed me over the edge. Apologies in advance for:
Sarah and Cuck: A fly-on-the-wall documentary following the adventures of sexually adventurous Sarah and her long-suffering husband as they take their first steps in the world of hotwifing
Big Cock Little Cock: A weekly talkshow fronted by Kirsty Wark, in which two pundits on opposite ends of the endowment spectrum debate topical questions. Kirsty probes as to how their natural gifts (or lack thereof) have impacted their views
Bigot Town: A roving reporter collects vox pops on societal issues from the patrons of flat-rooved pubs. Maintains the theme tune and narration from Biggleton
Chuggington: Returns to said flat-rooved pubs five minutes before chucking out time to cover the downing of final pints, a scrap in the car park, and someone getting fingered by the bins
God Squad: Sitcom following a hapless bunch of evangelicals as they get into hilarious scrapes trying to save souls in the social media age.
Whore Patrol: Docu-drama covering the history of the Met's now defunct Clubs and Vice unit. They'll be there on the double...
Old Jack's Scrote: A self-explanatory short on the effects of aging on the male anatomy