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Turkeys ate my lunch. In Turkey. The bastards.
Staying with Turkish friends, took a boat trip to a small island. Friends then prepared the fish they'd caught along the way, and a salad for me and my partner (both vegetarians). We all went for a walk, got back to find turkeys (plenty of them roaming wild in southern Turkey) eating the salad, having cannily removed the covering plate from the bowl.
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Seconded.
Listen to all these grinches.