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Goose is the way to go.
My dad always wanted to have that, but my mum thought it wasn't Christmas without turkey. The one year he got his way was also the year her dad and brother came for a visit and they were, um, trenchermen. They weren't impressed by the portion sizes; the argument that the whole point of stuffing is to give everybody a full plate while sharing the bird meat around a large gathering didn't mollify them.
Americanisms.
Goose is the way to go. Not that they're especially cheap.